Aussie Open 2011: Day 2

In Andy Murray, Australian Open, David Nalbandian, Dinara Safina, Jo-Wilfred Tsonga, John Isner, Kim Clijsters, Lleyton Hewitt, Melanie Oudin, Tennis, Vera Zvonareva on January 18, 2011 at 8:56 am

Hey fanz…This is going to be just a very short update so that you are kept current with the happenings at the Aussie Open Day 2. As we speak…well as I write, Hewitt is locked in a fight with David Nalbandian…I think they are going to go into a 5th set.

Hewitt vs Nalbandian

Now the much anticipated matchup between Mommie Dearest and Dinada Safina was a total let down. Last year Safina was the number 2 seed and now today she is lurking in the 70’s. Mommie Dearest showed absolutely no mercy in her 44 minute beat down as she served up to double bagels 6-0 6-0. Now I usually don’t say this but I think Kimmie was WRONG…WRONG WRONG to do that to Safina. Safina had no break points and won 16 points to Kimmie’s 51. It was cute last year to do that to Safina when she was having some issues but now, at a major, not even a game Kim…not even one. It wouldn’t have done you a thing to throw the gurl a bone. Instead you got greedy running around in your ugly green. Nah! You are not winning this Australian Open. God don’t like ugly. Safina, you would rise again. I am on your side. Kim, you all kind of Joan Crawford for that.

Another Chernobyl disaster. It's all in my head... it's all in my head.

Kimmie was working like a surgeon out there in her scrubs

Wait! Am I coming or am I going? I just got on this court a few minutes ago

Vera Zvonareva also easily dispatched her opponent 6-2 6-1 as did Sam Stosur 6-1 6-1. Other winners include Fivehead Jankovic who was coming off a 5 match losing streak, Shahar Peer of Israel, Maria Kirilenko of Russia and her compatriots Alisa “Klondike bar” Kleybanova and Nadia Fatrova. There is a young Serbian that we need to keep our eyes on, Bojana Jovanovski (In Serb…is that a language…well anyway…the J’s like German is pronounced like a Y) She won her match and home gurl got a really nice game. I saw her playing last week in Sydney and she was giving top players all sorts of fever. Losers: Ana Ivanovic who has enjoyed a resurgence of sorts towards the end of last year, hit brick wall as she was sent packing out of another major early. She lost 8-10 in the third set. Of the 6 American women who played yesterday, they are all out of the tournament including golden gurl Melanie “Dot” Oudin. Veteran Swiss Patty Schnyder also lost. We all know Patty for her wonderful hot mess hair over the years.

Ivanovic..wait for it...the tears are coming

Gotta love the tears

Hold up…Nalbadian just got broke while serving for the 4th set…so we might not get that 5th set just yet.

I am putting my back into it...

On the men side…the three top players, Divadal, Lochness Monster and Robin Hood all looked to be in stellar form although Divadal and Lo Monster’s opponents all retired from their matches in the 2nd set. However, there was no doubt about who was in supreme control of the match.

Don't worry you get $20K for the effort

Jo-Willie Tsonga just concluded his marathon 5-set match against the German Petzschner after being down 2 sets to love.

Baby Ali

What’s with these French men putting themselves through this much drama so early in the tournament? Beast Boy is back to his winning ways with a win over Dudi Sela of Israel. Sela who is like 5 feet and change almost looked like he was playing from the David vs. Goliath playbook as he was giving the Giant Beast Boy loads of trouble in the first set.  We are very happy to see the 2009 US Open champion back at majors. Other winners include David Ferrer of Spain, Marcos Fatdatis of Cyprus, Llodra of France (you only pronounce one L), Bernard Tomic of Australia, Marin “Praying Mantis” Cilic who took out Donald Young of the US, Jurgen Melzer (2010 French Open semi-finalist), Mikhail Youzhny (2010 US Open semi-finalist) and Thomas Bellucci of Brazil. The US had a good day with the men as John Isner, Ryan Sweeting and veteran Mike Russell all are through to the 2nd round. GO USA!

The beast might just have been awoke

Sela doing the Selsa on court???

And we will go to the 5th set with Nalbandian and Hewitt, which is the last match of the day. The Argentine just took the 4th tiebreak 7-1. Nalbandian is now off the court for a potty break. So I think we are all caught up now fanz. Don’t forget to subscribe to the blog and post comments and hateration.


The Giantess stumbles

Lopez giving us some hottie action. I can see why Divadal was checking on this

And Nalbandian is up 5-3 in the fifth set. Hewitt to serve to stay in the match

Donald Young of the US

Look at these queens! Of all the men on tour, you go after the Monster. Disgusting. Giving all homos a bad name

Hmmmmmmm has security check this man out? BTW, was it Gay Pride Day in Australia yesterday or something? I mean these its homosexuals all over the place

He might be winning on court but he losing the hair. Time for Rogain

And Hewitt has broken Nalbandian for a 5-5 5th set…This thing is not over…Now Nalbandian serves to stay in the match 5-6….He had two break points but he lost them….

Nalbandian keep saying Allez Allez…I don’t get it. He is from Argentina and his family is German…What’s with the French?

Or is it Olé? Nope definitely ALLEZ… Hmmmm

Nalbandian had two game points and now he is down match point….WOW home boy serves and volley and got away with it… DUECE …..

MATCH POINT #2 HEWITT… DUECE….with a nice volley…ADVANTAGE NALBANDIAN with some good groundstrokes… GAME NALBANDIAN…6-6…I am so going to be late for work this morning…


ADVANTAGE NALBANDIAN to go up 7-6….DUECE….DOUBLE FAULT HEWITT…ADVANTAGE ARGENTINE… DEUCE… ADVANTAGE HEWITT… Nalbandian is leaving the entire T open for Hewitt to ace him continuously.

GAME HEWITT… 8-7. Nalbandian serving to stay in the match. I am not caring about this match anymore… I think Hewitt will pull it out…I would let you know in tomorrow’s edition…

Apparently I do care… Nalbandian serves for the match 8-7…15-love Nalbandian….15-15
30-15 Nalbandian… 30-30…two points from the match from the match…MATCH POINT Nalbandian…ooooooooo…9:04…not to worry I called my boss…MATCH NALBANDIAN with a lob WOW 9-7 in the fifth set… 3-6 6-4 3-6 7-6 9-7 and there are some disgruntled Aussie fanz… Nalbandian has revenge from his 2005 quarterfinals lost to Hewitt here in Australia….WORK TIME now..




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