Ohimè! Morir mi sento! (The brown man has taken out the Federer Express)

In Bernard Tomic, Jo-Wilfred Tsonga, Novak Djokovic, Roger Federer, Wimbledon on June 29, 2011 at 12:09 pm

As if business has imitated sports or the sport of tennis has imitated business, UPS took over Federal Express and the Federer Express was stop short by the man in brown or the brown man, Jo Wilfred Tsonga.

He came on late but he came on strong

Mr. Federer….Mr. Federer… you have slayed me this day. You had a two-set lead and blew it to Baby Ali. 6-3 7-6 4-6 4-6 4-6. How could you? How could you do this to me in my very fragile state. For the first time in your career you threw away a two set lead. I knew Baby Ali was going to fight but you only broke him ONCE through out the entire match.

Frustrated Federer!

However, all credit to Baby Ali. You know we absolutely adore you. We absolutely adore you and your brother too (who I spied on this morning on television and thought WOW, lightening does strike twice in the same spot). It is said that the race is not for the swift but for the ever enduring and today that was proven to be the case. Mr. Federer, though he started out this tournament in a blaze of glory, he crashes out in a pile of ashes. He will be hard press to explain his lost but I know I am blaming Paul Annacone as part of the problem. FIRE the FCUKER already Mr. Federer.

Yeah you have nothing to say to Mr. Federer do you. You are the world's worst coach

Meanwhile, D’Joker Harlequeen did not have that easy match as I predicted but he won nonetheless in 4 tough sets. 6-2 3-6 6-3 7-5. He was almost pushed to 5 sets but alas Tomic did not have much left to give. He had an early break in the 3rd set but D’Joker made easy work of it taking 5 straight games to win the set and eventually wore him down to take the match.Congrats to Tomic and D’Joker moves on to another Wimbledon semis

D'Joker and Tomic


  1. Well, well, well…..let’s not over criticize poor old Anaconne. After all, it is not only him that is getting old. Federer is an old horse and he should better be ready to settle down on 4th place behind youngsters. Also, you ever-victory-hungry Federer lovers, please dont get upset too much after every lost match, cause you might end up with cardiac arrest in the future! That will happen more and more often all until Mr. swiss-perfection-boring-peace-of-tennis-legend retires!
    Go Jokeeeeeer …!!


  2. I have a great picture for you:)

    • I added the picture in the next segment. You should check it out. Thanks for suggestions. Keep them coming. I will work on getting you an “adversary” to be arguing with on the site

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