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Day 4 of Wimbledon 2013

In Bernard Tomic, Dominika Cibulkova, Feliciano Lopez, Grigor Dimitrov, James Blake, Jerzy Janowicz, Juan Martin Del Potro, Kei Nishikori, Maria Sharapova, Novak Djokovic, Paul-Henri Mathieu, Sabine Lisicki, Sam Stosur, Serena Williams, Tomas Berdych, Wimbledon on June 28, 2013 at 7:46 am

Day 4 proved to be a better day for seeded players as no major upsets occurred unless you count the rains which finally came and put an end to nearly half of the day’s scheduled matches. Nonetheless, matches were played.

Apparently the rain isn't in Spain

Apparently the rain isn’t in Spain

On the ladies’ side, the Serenanator put an end to any upset bug spreading at Wimbledon when she dealt with the Frenchwoman Caroline Garcia. This was the 2nd major in a row that they were meeting in the 2nd round and it was a 2nd spanking for the Frenchwoman. Serena 6-3 6-2. 4th seed Bratzwanska also won comfortably over her Mathilde Johansson another Frenchwoman. LiNaLi (6) had a drop in the brain as she fought off Simona Halep 6-2 1-6 6-0 to move through to the 3rd round. 11th and 14th seed Vinci and Stosur are also through to the 3rd round. It is surprising that Stosur has got this far at Wimbledon as she has always struggled on the grass. She could meet the Serenanator in the Round of 16 if they both progressed to that stage. Stosur has pegged the American in their last two major meetings.

Gurl this wear is a real mess. You need to fix this STAT

Gurl this wear is a real mess. You need to fix this STAT

What's in the bag Patty? Don't ask questions if you might not like the answer Sascha

What’s in the bag Patty? Serenanator and I have plans later….if you know what I mean. WINK WINK

 

Why hasn't this girl washed this ridiculous dye out of her hair as yet??

Why hasn’t this girl washed this ridiculous dye out of her hair as yet??

 

Moaning Mona Barthel most certainly wanted to flush herself down a toilet because her game stunk!!

Moaning Mona Barthel most certainly wanted to flush herself down a toilet because her game stunk!!

 

Roberta Vinci. I do not know why she always looks like someone's grandmother

Roberta Vinci. I do not know why she always looks like someone’s grandmother

 

Cibulkova

Cibulkova

 

Madison Keys

Madison Keys

 

Granny Goodness

Granny Goodness

 

LiNaLi finally got her life together

LiNaLi finally got her life together

 

Also looking to be in splendid form is Sabine Lisicki (23) who has always enjoyed a nice run on the grass at Wimbledon. She took out Vesnina in straight sets and will move into the 3rd round. Other seeded players who made it through include Dominika Cibulkova (18) and Klara Zakopalova (32). Granny Goodness Kimiko Date-Krumm at the age of 42 has made it through to the 3rd round of a major. She will however play the Serenanator for a place in the Round of 16. By way of upsets, both the 24th seed, Shuai Peng and 30th seed, Moaning Mona Barthel were knocked out of the draw by two up and coming players, New Zealand’s Marina Erakovic and American Madison Keys.

Look at those legs for Lisicki

Look at those legs for Lisicki

On the men’s side of the draw, top seed Djoker Harlequeen got through his match somewhat comfortably albeit he had to play it under the closed roof of Centre Court. He took the last American man in the draw, Bobby Reynolds in straight sets.

Hey gurl!!

Hey gurl!!

Bust a move!!!

Bust a move!!!

By this time, both James Blake and Denis Kudla had already been eliminated from the tournament. You know it is problem when American men are struggling to win matches on grass. Anyway, 7th seed, Berdshite (he beat my baby Daniel Brands…as if Berdshite needs more reason for me to dislike him) and 8th seed Beast Boy Del Potro also moved through to the 3rd round in straight sets. Although for a minute, Del Potro took a walkabout but he did not lose a set as the 9th seed Richard Gasquet did in his match. Gasquet, however, won his encounter and moved to the next round. He has had some success on the grass in the past so he is looking to continue that trend. 12th seed Kei Nishikori also won. 17th seed Milos Raonic lost in straight sets to Dutch Igor Sijsling and I think it is time we write off Raonic as another potential talent that went to the planet of Nowhere. He seems to only have strength for Mr. Federer on the tour level but continues to struggle everywhere else. Perhaps we are being too harsh on him but I eagerly await for me to prove me wrong.

Beast Boy is through to the 3rd round

Beast Boy is through to the 3rd round

Huh? What's going on here? Can someone help me find my way home?

Huh? What’s going on here? Can someone help me find my way home?

Two other players withdrew on the men’s side and this time a pair of Frenchmen; Michael Llodra and Paul-Henri Mathieu. This brings the total number of retirement at this year’s Wimbledon to 12 and we have yet to complete the 2nd round. We are one shy of the record of 13 from Wimbledon 2008. Feliciano Lopez is through to the 3rd round due to Mathieu’s retirement. Andrea Seppi (23) benefitted from Llodra’s withdrawal as he moved through to the 3rd round. Llodra retired from his singles match to later play doubles with Nicolas Mahut and they moved through to the next round when one of their opponents retired. Llodra stated that his hamstring being precarious at this stage, faced less uncertainty when he plays doubles because he only has to cover half the court. I guess since many players often default from doubles when they have a nice singles run, we should not be too surprised that the opposite can occur. Nonetheless, we are not a huge fan of Llodra in these parts, so I would just say to Llodra “WHATEVER! Ain’t nobody got time for that!” Mr. Shriekapova aka Dimitrov, is locked in a battle down 8-9 in the 5th set and was getting ready to serve to stay in the match when the rains came. He resumes his match early tomorrow.

Hotness Lopez

Hotness Lopez

I put a picture here of Kei for one of my fanz.... a lil tongue action for you

I put a picture here of Kei for one of my fanz…. a lil tongue action for you

I am just gonna have a lil snack break of grass

I am just gonna have a lil snack break of grass

Hmmm

Hmmm

10.0 for Grigor Dimitrov

10.0 for Grigor Dimitrov

And his "girlfriend" definitely likes what she see

And his “girlfriend” definitely likes what she see

OMG, this is a real life black person in our midst. I have never touched one of you before. Are you understanding what I am saying?

OMG, this is a real life black person in our midst. I have never touched one of you before. Are you understanding what I am saying?

Anyway I think we have finally got it and back on schedule! Please do not forget to follow Realz on Twitter, like on Facebook and also Follow this blog!

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  1. oh Kei and Grigor. you know, sometimes I dream of them in the sack together.

    oh and Maria sure looks happy….. teeheheehehee

  2. I don’t like the idea of threesomes. puts me off

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