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Wimbledon 2013: Manic Monday

In Agnes Radwanska, Andreas Seppi, Andy Murray, Bernard Tomic, Carla Suarez Narravo, David Ferrer, Fernando Verdasco, Flavia Pennetta, Jerzy Janowicz, Juan Martin Del Potro, Kaia Kanepi, Laura Robson, Li Na, Maria Sharapova, Marian Bartoli, Mikhail Youzhny, Na Li, Novak Djokovic, Petra Kvitova, Sabine Lisicki, Serena Williams, Slaone Stephens, Tennis, Tomas Berdych, Tommy Haas, Tsvetana Pironkova, Wimbledon on July 2, 2013 at 7:54 am
Sabine Lisicki, the French Open champion slayer!

Sabine Lisicki, the French Open champion slayer!

Yeah gurl, I am like WTF too??

Yeah gurl, I am like WTF too??

I have always hated Mondays. Since a child, Mondays was the worst day to look forward to. It spoils the freedom of Sunday because of it inevitable arrival the next day. And this end Monday of Wimbledon, where all 16 Round of 16 matches are played for singles, made me hate Mondays even more. I do not even know what to say about this day. I mean the only upset of the day…. the ONLY ONE is the UPSET. I would not have ever imagined that the Serenanator would have gone out like this. I know that Lisicki is a good player…but the Serenanator is clearly better. I am at a lost for words. You know my mood was considerably dampened by this result. It is not just the fact that the Serenanator lost (at least Venus gets to keep one record to herself of 35 win match streak). However, it was the fact that everyone I hold so near and dear to my heart is not here for me to cheer. I have cleared my calender, took time off from work and what do I get, a possible final between Djoker v Lochness Monster or worst, Bratzwanska v Bartoli. Are you fcuking kidding me? What kinda rubbish is the tennis gods pour out from their heavens. This has been an utter mess of a major. I mean even Divadal is out and you know how much I can do without his company.

Maybe they're right. There must be sugar in the grass. Perhaps Sugarpova??

Maybe they’re right. There must be sugar in the grass. Perhaps Sugarpova??

Who me? I did not put any Superpova in the grass. I pinky swear it......Now I am not saying someone else did not put it as per my instructions but I did not pour my diabetes inducing candy on Centre Court.

Who me? I did not put any Superpova in the grass. I pinky swear it……Now I am not saying someone else did not put it as per my instructions but I did not pour my diabetes inducing candy on Centre Court.

 

I guess the tennis gods are perhaps righting some wrong because all of then current French Open champions that Lisicki took out, were all improbable winners. Kuzi, LiNaLi, Shriekapova and now the Serenanator. No one of these players, perhaps with the exception of Kuzi Rex, were ever known for being clay court specialist. However, at the French Open, they totally dominated the surface and could have fooled even the wise observer that clay was a natural part of their game. I guess I should be at peace somewhat but I really cannot deal with this nonsense. I want this thing to be over and for us to pretend that Wimbledon 2013 NEVER HAPPENED at all. Who is with me?

I mean other than the fact that the Serenanator lost yesterday, the higher seed won. There were no other upsets. I could not believe it. I was hoping that perhaps Youzhny would have knock Murray out but the Chernobyl Disaster as per the norm, had a melt down. People Jerzy Janowicz and Lukas Kubot as in the quarters and either one of them will be in the semis of Wimbledon. WTF?? WTMFF?? This cannot be happening.

Anyway, here are the results… I cannot talk anymore

15

M. Bartoli

6

6

K. Knapp

2

3

4

A. Radwanska

4

6

6

T. Pironkova

6

3

3

17

S. Stephens

4

7

6

M. Puig

6

5

1

6

N. Li

6

6

11

R. Vinci

2

0

L. Robson

66

5

K. Kanepi

78

7

1

S. Williams

2

6

4

23

S. Lisicki

6

1

6

20

K. Flipkens

77

6

F. Pennetta

62

3

8

P. Kvitova

77

6

19

C. Suarez Navarro

65

3

1

N. Djokovic

6

6

77

13

T. Haas

1

4

64

7

T. Berdych

77

65

6

6

B. Tomic

64

77

4

4

F. Verdasco

6

6

6

K. De Schepper

4

4

4

8

J. del Potro

6

77

6

23

A. Seppi

4

62

3

2

A. Murray

6

77

6

20

M. Youzhny

4

65

1

4

D. Ferrer

63

78

6

6

I. Dodig

77

66

1

1

L. Kubot

4

6

3

6

6

A. Mannarino

6

3

6

3

4

24

J. Janowicz

3

77

6

4

6

J. Melzer

6

61

4

6

4

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