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RealzTenisFanz Podcast #5: Miami Sizzler

In Podcast on March 31, 2015 at 1:52 pm
MIAMI SIZZLER HOTNESS

MIAMI SIZZLER HOTNESS

After many starts and stops, we finally got Podcast #5 recorded and we FINALLY GOT ANDREEN to be present!!! And new comer “Shane Bunbury” and our ever lovely Super Featured Guest: Janina 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ypxlIrNA9I

Realz Introduction 0:00:30
Realz Newz 0:03:31
Miami Sizzler 0:06:34-1:38:44
Pick Number 6 0:07:35
Pick Number 5 0:16:57
Pick Number 4 0:28:19
Pick Number 3 0:37:17
Pick Number 2 0:52:12
Pick Number 1 1:08:06
Forgotten Hotties 1:23:25
Honourable Mentions 1:28:45
Realz Conclusion 1:38:44

Andreen Top 6 Picks

#6 Gael Monfils showing off those arms

#6 Gael Monfils showing off those arms

#5 Jeremy Chardy

#5 Jeremy Chardy

#5 Jeremy Chardy

#5 Jeremy Chardy

#4 Jarkko Nieminen

#4 Jarkko Nieminen

#4 Jarkko Nieminen

#4 Jarkko Nieminen

If Jarkko can look like this all the time THEN I MOST CERTAINLY will be tapping that

If Jarkko can look like this all the time THEN I MOST CERTAINLY will be tapping that

And he has a BIG MOUTH TOO ...

And he has a BIG MOUTH TOO …

#3 Tomas Berdych showing off his assets .. With some liquor to make me pliable, I would tap that for sure :-)

#3 Tomas Berdych showing off his assets .. With some liquor to make me pliable, I would tap that for sure 🙂

#3 Berdych giving you that sexy brooding look

#3 Berdych giving you that sexy brooding look

#2 Juan Martin Del Potro cutting up in a suit

#2 Juan Martin Del Potro cutting up in a suit

#2 Juan giving you FACE

#2 Juan giving you FACE

#2 Juan giving your shirtless fever

#2 Juan giving your shirtless fever

#1 Tsonga giving you that killer smile

#1 Tsonga giving you that killer smile

If only Andreen's #6 and #1 can get together with her, she would be DONE!!!

If only Andreen’s #6 and #1 can get together with her, she would be DONE!!!

Janina’s Top 6 Picks

#6 Kohlschreiber, she wants to be all over that MOUTH

#6 Kohlschreiber, she wants to be all over that MOUTH

#6 Philipp Kohlscreiber is doing it for Janina

#6 Philipp Kohlscreiber is doing it for Janina

#5 Dustin Brown ... that's all I can say on this matter

#5 Dustin Brown … that’s all I can say on this matter

#4 Grigor Dimitrov: Janina is ready to fight Pova for her "man"

#4 Grigor Dimitrov: Janina is ready to fight Pova for her “man”

#3 Janina saw Tomas's assets and she is ready and willing to invest in those stocks

#3 Janina saw Tomas’s assets and she is ready and willing to invest in those stocks

#2 Janina loves the suave and sophistication of Mr. Federer

#2 Janina loves the suave and sophistication of Mr. Federer

#2 Federer is praying that Janina doesn't mess up his programme because Mirka is ready to kill a bitch for him

#2 Federer is praying that Janina doesn’t mess up his programme because Mirka is ready to kill a bitch for him

#1 Feliciano Lopez or as Janina likes to call him Fila

#1 Feliciano Lopez or as Janina likes to call him Fila

#1 FeFe Lopez is ready to meet up with Janina to discuss their arrangement, you know she has to take a number

#1 FeFe Lopez is ready to meet up with Janina to discuss their arrangement, you know she has to take a number

#1 FeFe Lopez got his glasses on and he can see you Janina ... He's looking straight at you

#1 FeFe Lopez got his glasses on and he can see you Janina … He’s looking straight at you

Shane’s Top 6 Picks

#6 Raonic giving you that sexy steaming oily look and showing off some pubes as well

#6 Raonic giving you that sexy steaming oily look and showing off some pubes as well

#6 That sexy causal look

#6 That sexy causal look

#6 There's a lot we can do with that tongue

#6 There’s a lot we can do with that tongue

#5 YASSSS Someone picked me Nick Kyrgios

#5 YASSSS Someone picked me Nick Kyrgios

#5 Barely Legal Nick giving you BODY

#5 Barely Legal Nick giving you BODY

#5 Nicky giving you FACE

#5 Nicky giving you FACE

#3 FeFe Lopez Not much else you can say to this at all

#3 FeFe Lopez Not much else you can say to this at all

#3 FeFe Lopez boiling the water with his hotness

#3 FeFe Lopez boiling the water with his hotness

#3 Even when he puts on some winter weight, he's still SEXY

#3 Even when he puts on some winter weight, he’s still SEXY

#3 I know Shane wants to put something else in your mouth FeFe

#3 I know Shane wants to put something else in your mouth FeFe

#3 I wonder what FeFe's hand is doing underneath David ... Hmmm

#3 I wonder what FeFe’s hand is doing underneath David … Hmmm

#2 Jerzy Janowicz ripping off his jersey showing up why??? he's Shane's No.2

#2 Jerzy Janowicz ripping off his jersey showing up why??? he’s Shane’s No.2

#2 He is giving sexy bespectacled

#2 He is giving sexy bespectacled

#2 Jerzy trying to give you that sexy smile ...

#2 Jerzy trying to give you that sexy smile …

#2 Some on court action

#2 Some on court action

#1 Divadal ... I mean Nadal giving it to you from behind!

#1 Divadal … I mean Nadal giving it to you from behind!

#1 Nadal standing and delivering it to you

#1 Nadal standing and delivering it to you

#1 An attempted sexy pose

#1 An attempted sexy pose

#1 Divadal at the beach house just waiting on Shane to arrive

#1 Divadal at the beach house just waiting on Shane to arrive

#1 Divadal back in 2005

#1 Divadal back in 2005

#1 Divadal today and he's not yet 30

#1 Divadal today and he’s not yet 30

Realz’s Top 6 Picks

#6 Jo Willie giving a lil sneak peak

#6 Jo Willie giving a lil sneak peak

#6 Tsonga showing it all

#6 Tsonga showing it all

#6 Tsonga can protect you also

#6 Tsonga can protect you also

#I mean look at this BODY!!! He can get it anytime/anywhere

#I mean look at this BODY!!! He can get it anytime/anywhere

#5 Tim Smyczek with a pornstache and that is a NO

#5 Tim Smyczek with a pornstache and that is a NO

#5 But without that fuzz HE IS HOTNESS

#5 But without that fuzz HE IS HOTNESS

That SMILE

That SMILE

THAT STUBLE

THAT STUBLE

AND THAT BODY ... he needs some more sun though

AND THAT BODY … he needs some more sun though

#4 Daniel Brands Look at that ADORABLE FACE

#4 Daniel Brands Look at that ADORABLE FACE

#4 Brands needs some sunlight in his life though but we can work on that

#4 Brands needs some sunlight in his life though but we can work on that

#Benoit Paire ... look at those sexy eyes

#Benoit Paire … look at those sexy eyes

#3 See Benoit isn't into her at all

#3 See Benoit isn’t into her at all

#3 Realz I am here waiting for you :-)

#3 Realz I am here waiting for you 🙂

#3 I am waiting for you too Benny

#3 I am waiting for you too Benny

#2 Pablo Pablo Pablo Carreno Busta ... we need to get you a better suit but you're giving me FACE

#2 Pablo Pablo Pablo Carreno Busta … we need to get you a better suit but you’re giving me FACE

#2 Pablo got the BODY

#2 Pablo got the BODY

#Pablo got the FACE

#Pablo got the FACE

#2 Pablo got the BODY AGAIN

#2 Pablo got the BODY AGAIN

#2 Pablo after a long night out with MOI

#2 Pablo after a long night out with MOI

#1 This is Sam Groth of Australia

#1 This is Sam Groth of Australia

#1 He had that unfortunate period of being married to Jarmila Gajdisova and wearing those atrocious white shoes #icant

#1 He had that unfortunate period of being married to Jarmila Gajdisova and wearing those atrocious white shoes #icant

#1 I was confused Realz. I don't know what I was thinking

#1 I was confused Realz. I don’t know what I was thinking

#1 Now I have seen the light Realz

#1 Now I have seen the light Realz

#1 And now I am HOPELESSLY DEVOTED TO YOU REALZ

#1 And now I am HOPELESSLY DEVOTED TO YOU REALZ

Barely Legal: They are on Reserve

Thanasi Kokkinakis aka Kocky Locky

Thanasi Kokkinakis aka Kocky Locky

Borna Coric

Borna Coric

Vasek Pospisil aka Popsicle. He is well above legal age but what I want to do to him might be illegal in some places

Vasek Pospisil aka Popsicle. He is well above legal age but what I want to do to him might be illegal in some places

Kocky Locky and Kyrgios together makes a PHYNE PAIR

Kocky Locky and Kyrgios together makes a PHYNE PAIR

Kokkinakis with his lesbian chic hair

Kokkinakis with his lesbian chic hair


Honourable Mentions

Pat Rafter of yesteryears!!!

Pat Rafter of yesteryears!!!

Hot Pat

Hot Pat

Dark Tall and Handsome is Marat!!!

Dark Tall and Handsome is Marat!!!

Shirtless Safin is just SEXY

Shirtless Safin is just SEXY

Scorching Safin

Scorching Safin

A hard man is always a good find and Andy Roddick is thrusting it all in your face

A hard man is always a good find and Andy Roddick is thrusting it all in your face

Roddick giving you his life all sexy and shirtless

Roddick giving you his life all sexy and shirtless

Before there was Divadal there was JUAN CARLOS FERRERO

Before there was Divadal there was JUAN CARLOS FERRERO

Smoldering Sexiness right here

Smoldering Sexiness right here

Mark Philippoussis giving you sexy back in the day

Mark Philippoussis giving you sexy back in the day

That sexy arm tattoo

That sexy arm tattoo

Wanna come join me for a lil dip in the water?

Wanna come join me for a lil dip in the water?

Robin Soderling and that body will get me in so much trouble!!

Robin Soderling and that body will get me in so much trouble!!

Look at those washboard abs Sweet Jesus Jesus gives me LIFE

Look at those washboard abs Sweet Jesus Jesus gives me LIFE

Youzhny is giving Janina life, I don't know. I'm gonna need some Vodka for this one for sure

Youzhny is giving Janina life, I don’t know. I’m gonna need some Vodka for this one for sure

Michael Lammer is HOTNESS

Michael Lammer is HOTNESS

Michael Lammer and Marco Chiudinelli

Michael Lammer and Marco Chiudinelli

This is the SEXIEST I have ever seen FED ... He is giving me LIFE RIGHT NOW. Mirka I am coming for your man!!

This is the SEXIEST I have ever seen FED … He is giving me LIFE RIGHT NOW. Mirka I am coming for your man!!

 

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