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RealzTenisFanz Podcast #11: French Open Preview – Checking out our Drawers

In Podcast on May 23, 2015 at 12:32 pm

The French Open is here and there is definitely a lot of Tea to spill and Shade to give!!!

Divadal is hoping to hold onto "his trophy" for a 10th time

Divadal is hoping to hold onto “his trophy” for a 10th time

Djoker is looking to get his 1st French title and career slam

Djoker is looking to get his 1st French title and career slam

LOL Gurl he crazy if he thinks he's coming for my crown

LOL Gurl he crazy if he thinks he’s coming for my crown

Lochness Murray might have something different to say being the new "clay court specialist"

Lochness Murray might have something different to say being the new “clay court specialist”

Berdych isn't about to let this chance go to win his 1st major title EVER!!

Berdych isn’t about to let this chance go to win his 1st major title EVER!!

Meanwhile, 2009 champion Mr. Federer is the dark horse pick

Meanwhile, 2009 champion Mr. Federer is the dark horse pick

These itches think they're going to take my French crown!!! Non Non NON

These itches think they’re going to take my French crown!!! Non Non NON

Paris isn't always a happy place for Serena but she's hoping to win her 3rd French title

Paris isn’t always a happy place for Serena but she’s hoping to win her 3rd French title

Simona is looking to take home her 1st major title in Paris

Simona is looking to take home her 1st major title in Paris

Can someone come get this lil nino on court? I don't have time to deal with lil punks

Can someone come get this lil nino on court? I don’t have time to deal with lil punks

Look here ... you no come back to my matches ... you be harassing me.

Look here … you no come back to my matches … you be harassing me.

Divadal you're a punk ass bitch ... and you can go and tell that!!

Divadal you’re a punk ass bitch … and you can go and tell that!!

Gurl I can see you in cup looking all pressed and bothered ... Your bobby pins not in right??

Gurl I can see you in cup looking all pressed and bothered … Your bobby pins not in right??

Fuck you Pete and your full head of hair

Fuck you Pete and your full head of hair

Andre gurl, I will give you some hair when I cut it :-) Give you new weave!!

Andre gurl, I will give you some hair when I cut it 🙂 Give you new weave!!

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  1. Yo realz: Bouchard isn’t French-Canadian. She’s an Anglophone Quebecer. =P (but knows French)

    • Really? I could have sworn that she was in fact French-Canadienne! Thanks for the clarification but like I said, the French were all for KiKi Mladenovic and she certainly snatched that Canadienne wig 6-4 6-4

    • By the way THANK YOU FOR LISTENING!!!

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