Realz

Monikers

Now many readers would have noticed that RTFN has “baptized” many players and gave them names anew. For the E’Ditor n’ Chefe, it is far more easier to refer to them by their “nicknames” than their given names. So I have made a Moniker Guide to help because I really dislike having to spell out players name all the time.

I know at times I use the names interchangeable. Also note that names are subject to change depending on the mood, whims, fancy and hateration of the E’Ditor n’ Chefe. Also note that some names are probationary depending positive results, eg. “Crackhead” Actually she is the only one who has a temporary though from the way she is as of late, that name might be a permanent fixture. Some names may be added to an existing name so players and commenthaters may have more than one alias. There are more I am sure but I cannot think of them at this point. I will amend the list as need be. Also note that I am ALWAYS OPEN to suggestions and comments.

  • Roger Federer (Swiss) Mr. Federer/ Swiss Miss Swiss Master/Mr. Federror
  • Andy Roddick (US) Mr. Brooklyn Decker
  • Rafael Nadal (Spain) Divadal Mr. Divadal/Lord Clay Divadal 
  • Novak Djokovic (Serbia) D’Joker Harlequeen (D’Jauggernaut) 
  • Venus Williams (US) Crackhead Russ Troll (RT), Ebony Starr/Granny Vee
  • Serena Williams(US) Serenanator/ReRe
  • Marion Bartoli(France) La petite grosse, Gloria the Hippo, Fatrolli/Fatoli  
  • Elena Demenentieva (Russia) The Demented One
  • Svetlana Kuznetsova (Russia) Boynetsova aka Jurassic Park T-Rex Kuzi-Rex
  • Gael Monfils (France) Beetlejuice
  • Juan Martin Del Potro (Argentina) Beast Boy
  • Nikolay Davydenko (Russia) The White Russian (he is very pale skinned) Smirnoff Vodka
  • Kim Clijsters (Belgium) Mommie Dearest
  • Andy Murray (Scotland/UK) Lochness Monster/Lochness Murray
  • Jelana Jankovic (Serbia) Fivehead aka Fivehead Jungle Witch
  • Justine Henin (Belgium) No Justice Justine/Justine “Cheating” Henin
  • Maria Sharapova (Russia) Shriekapova/Martha Shriekapova
  • Tommy Haas (Germany) Head and Shoulder
  • Samantha Stosur (Australia) D’Stove
  • Lucie Safarova (Czech Republic) Lady Gollum
  • Carla Navarro-Suarez (Spain) Lady Hobbit
  • Jo-Wilfed Tsonga (France) Baby Ali
  • Fernando Verdasco (Spain) Tabasco Verdasco
  • Nadia Petrova (Russia) Nadia Fatrova
  • Marcos Bagdatis (Cyprus) Fatdatis
  • James Blake (US) Loser Blake
  • Mardy Fish (US) Mardy Whale Mardy Fish former Whale
  • Mary Carillo (US, commenthater) Mario Carillo
  • Darren “Killer” Cahill (Aus, commenthater) Darren “Looking more like a serial killer” Cahill
  • Fernando Gonzalez (Chile) Speedy Gonzalez
  • Lleyton Hewitt (Aus) Dingo Dog
  • Dinara Safina (Russia) Dinada Safina
  • Sam Querry (US) The Grinch
  • John Isner (US) Green Giant BFG (Big Friendly Giant)/Notorious BIG (Big Ignorant Giant)
  • Melanie Oudin (US) Abby Cadabby
  • Richard Gasquet (France) Lil Richard G@$$ké??
  • Tomas Berdych (Czech Republic) Lurch/Berdshite
  • David Ferrer (Spain) Fiery Ferrer/Fake Fire Ferrer
  • Jurgen Melzer (Austria) Jurgen Meltdown
  • Francesca Schiavone (Italy) Francesco Schiabone
  • Alexandr Dolgopolov (Ukraine) Boy who looks like a girl who looks like a boy aka BWLLAGWLLAB
  • Carolina Wozniacki (Denmark) Danish Biscuit
  • Ana Ivanovic (Serbia) Ivanovic the Terrible
  • Milos Raonic (Canada) Dennis the Menace
  • Vania King (US) Saw Clown Sailor Moon
  • Agneiszka Radwanska (Poland) Aga Bratzwanska
  • Jerzy Janowicz (Poland) Herman Munster 
  • Sloane Stephens (US) Slowe Stephens

 

(c) 2008 CRH

  1. Haha La petite grosse and Lady Hobbit are the best!

  2. Utterly brilliant! What a creative obsession. 😉

    • Like you, we are not shady; just fierce and keeps it REALZ!!! Utterly excited that you enjoy this blog…You are not an official fanz!!

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