MIAMI SIZZLER HOTNESS
After many starts and stops, we finally got Podcast #5 recorded and we FINALLY GOT ANDREEN to be present!!! And new comer “Shane Bunbury” and our ever lovely Super Featured Guest: Janina
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ypxlIrNA9I
Realz Introduction 0:00:30
Realz Newz 0:03:31
Miami Sizzler 0:06:34-1:38:44
Pick Number 6 0:07:35
Pick Number 5 0:16:57
Pick Number 4 0:28:19
Pick Number 3 0:37:17
Pick Number 2 0:52:12
Pick Number 1 1:08:06
Forgotten Hotties 1:23:25
Honourable Mentions 1:28:45
Realz Conclusion 1:38:44
Andreen Top 6 Picks
#6 Gael Monfils showing off those arms
#5 Jeremy Chardy
#5 Jeremy Chardy
#4 Jarkko Nieminen
#4 Jarkko Nieminen
If Jarkko can look like this all the time THEN I MOST CERTAINLY will be tapping that
And he has a BIG MOUTH TOO …
#3 Tomas Berdych showing off his assets .. With some liquor to make me pliable, I would tap that for sure 🙂
#3 Berdych giving you that sexy brooding look
#2 Juan Martin Del Potro cutting up in a suit
#2 Juan giving you FACE
#2 Juan giving your shirtless fever
#1 Tsonga giving you that killer smile
If only Andreen’s #6 and #1 can get together with her, she would be DONE!!!
Janina’s Top 6 Picks
#6 Kohlschreiber, she wants to be all over that MOUTH
#6 Philipp Kohlscreiber is doing it for Janina
#5 Dustin Brown … that’s all I can say on this matter
#4 Grigor Dimitrov: Janina is ready to fight Pova for her “man”
#3 Janina saw Tomas’s assets and she is ready and willing to invest in those stocks
#2 Janina loves the suave and sophistication of Mr. Federer
#2 Federer is praying that Janina doesn’t mess up his programme because Mirka is ready to kill a bitch for him
#1 Feliciano Lopez or as Janina likes to call him Fila
#1 FeFe Lopez is ready to meet up with Janina to discuss their arrangement, you know she has to take a number
#1 FeFe Lopez got his glasses on and he can see you Janina … He’s looking straight at you
Shane’s Top 6 Picks
#6 Raonic giving you that sexy steaming oily look and showing off some pubes as well
#6 That sexy causal look
#6 There’s a lot we can do with that tongue
#5 YASSSS Someone picked me Nick Kyrgios
#5 Barely Legal Nick giving you BODY
#5 Nicky giving you FACE
#3 FeFe Lopez Not much else you can say to this at all
#3 FeFe Lopez boiling the water with his hotness
#3 Even when he puts on some winter weight, he’s still SEXY
#3 I know Shane wants to put something else in your mouth FeFe
#3 I wonder what FeFe’s hand is doing underneath David … Hmmm
#2 Jerzy Janowicz ripping off his jersey showing up why??? he’s Shane’s No.2
#2 He is giving sexy bespectacled
#2 Jerzy trying to give you that sexy smile …
#2 Some on court action
#1 Divadal … I mean Nadal giving it to you from behind!
#1 Nadal standing and delivering it to you
#1 An attempted sexy pose
#1 Divadal at the beach house just waiting on Shane to arrive
#1 Divadal back in 2005
#1 Divadal today and he’s not yet 30
Realz’s Top 6 Picks
#6 Jo Willie giving a lil sneak peak
#6 Tsonga showing it all
#6 Tsonga can protect you also
#I mean look at this BODY!!! He can get it anytime/anywhere
#5 Tim Smyczek with a pornstache and that is a NO
#5 But without that fuzz HE IS HOTNESS
That SMILE
THAT STUBLE
AND THAT BODY … he needs some more sun though
#4 Daniel Brands Look at that ADORABLE FACE
#4 Brands needs some sunlight in his life though but we can work on that
#Benoit Paire … look at those sexy eyes
#3 See Benoit isn’t into her at all
#3 Realz I am here waiting for you 🙂
#3 I am waiting for you too Benny
#2 Pablo Pablo Pablo Carreno Busta … we need to get you a better suit but you’re giving me FACE
#2 Pablo got the BODY
#Pablo got the FACE
#2 Pablo got the BODY AGAIN
#2 Pablo after a long night out with MOI
#1 This is Sam Groth of Australia
#1 He had that unfortunate period of being married to Jarmila Gajdisova and wearing those atrocious white shoes #icant
#1 I was confused Realz. I don’t know what I was thinking
#1 Now I have seen the light Realz
#1 And now I am HOPELESSLY DEVOTED TO YOU REALZ
Barely Legal: They are on Reserve
Thanasi Kokkinakis aka Kocky Locky
Borna Coric
Vasek Pospisil aka Popsicle. He is well above legal age but what I want to do to him might be illegal in some places
Kocky Locky and Kyrgios together makes a PHYNE PAIR
Kokkinakis with his lesbian chic hair
Honourable Mentions
Pat Rafter of yesteryears!!!
Hot Pat
Dark Tall and Handsome is Marat!!!
Shirtless Safin is just SEXY
Scorching Safin
A hard man is always a good find and Andy Roddick is thrusting it all in your face
Roddick giving you his life all sexy and shirtless
Before there was Divadal there was JUAN CARLOS FERRERO
Smoldering Sexiness right here
Mark Philippoussis giving you sexy back in the day
That sexy arm tattoo
Wanna come join me for a lil dip in the water?
Robin Soderling and that body will get me in so much trouble!!
Look at those washboard abs Sweet Jesus Jesus gives me LIFE
Youzhny is giving Janina life, I don’t know. I’m gonna need some Vodka for this one for sure
Michael Lammer is HOTNESS
Michael Lammer and Marco Chiudinelli
This is the SEXIEST I have ever seen FED … He is giving me LIFE RIGHT NOW. Mirka I am coming for your man!!
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