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Aus Open 2016: Fashion Run Afoul Down Under

In Andreas Seppi, Australian Open on January 17, 2016 at 11:36 pm

Hey all you Realz Fanz, I am sure you are excited about the beginning of the 2016 major season which gets under way with the Australian Open in Melbourne. I am kinda excited though I am not keyed up as I would have been in recent years. I have long accepted the fact that Roger Federer and Venus Williams, my TOP FAVES are not going to win slams … well unlikely to win. However,  I am looking forward to seeing some brilliant and inspiring tennis on court during the next two weeks. 

As always myself and the lovely ladies in Andreen (@A_Gallivant) and Janina (@JLR78) break down both the men and women’s draws. You can take a listen below either on YouTube or on Podbean. 

On Podbean as well

However, the reason for this post is not to discuss tennis per se but to really get into the fashion of the tennis players. Now seriously, I have been following professional tennis for a LONG LONG LONG time and for the life of me, I do not understand how rich young people with amazing bodies commit so many acts of fashion suicide. These young rich folks appear to be have been styled by the Fashion Institute for the Blind or their worst enemy. In my mind, I think at times, it has to be that they are deliberately looking ridiculous so as to piss me off.

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Anyway, the players, a select group I imagine, went to the IMG players’ party and it was a virtual shit show in this fashion. As always, I am right there to hand out grades and constructive criticism. I truly pray that these folks would consult me before going out ever again. 

When it comes to the menz, I really cannot give them a grade. It is so easy for them to be honest. I only give out grades if they are absolutely horrendous. 

I'm done talking about Kei and his teeth. He needs to take a million of that $60+ million from Uniqlo and get them chompers in order. This is UNACCEPTABLE

I’m done talking about Kei and his teeth, or lack there of. He needs to take a million of that $60+ million from Uniqlo and get them chompers in order. This is UNACCEPTABLE

Meanwhile, it seems that Kei is heading to a college frat party

Meanwhile, it seems that Kei is heading to a college frat party

And so is FeFe Lopez

And so is FeFe Lopez

This is a really bad angled photo but it is them jeans that I am having issues with. What the hell is going on with that zipper ... #creepy

This is a really bad angled photo but it is them jeans that I am having issues with. What the hell is going on with that zipper … #creepy

Did they all shop at the same place. I cannot even look at Harrison and them grandfather shoes. No need to ask, we all know Ryan is heading to the same frat party

Did they all shop at the same place. I cannot even look at Harrison and them grandfather shoes. No need to ask, we all know Ryan is heading to the same frat party. By the way Ryan, one bit of advice, “Fitted Jeans”!! 

Apparently, Heather is just one of the guys. I don't understand what's happening here. This has to be the "before picture" and we have to wait for the "after picture" when she is ready.

Apparently, Heather is just one of the guys. I don’t understand what’s happening here. This has to be the “before picture” and we have to wait for the “after picture” when she is ready.

Divadal, your personality is supposed to be whimsical and not your hair. Surely, it is time to talk to your doctors about Rogaine or whatever else is new in the men's hair loss treatment department.

Divadal, your personality is supposed to be whimsical, not your hair. Surely, it is time to talk to your doctors about Rogaine or whatever else is new in the men’s hair loss treatment department.

As per the norm, Divadal looks uncomfortable as fuck! BUT the outfit looks really nice on him. I love the shades of blue

As per the norm, Divadal looks uncomfortable as fuck! BUT the outfit looks really nice on him. I love the shades of blue

I was ready to rip into Kyle here but then I realized that I never see him at these events. Astronauts (players on the satellite and challenger circuits) don't get invited to these premiere events.  So he gets a pass as this was clearly his first time and he surely is the guest of a guest. Kyle, I won't be so kind next time.

I was ready to rip into Kyle here but then I realized that I never see him at these events. Astronauts (players on the satellite and challenger circuits) don’t get invited to these premiere events. So he gets a pass as this was clearly his first time and he surely is the guest of a guest. Kyle, I won’t be so kind next time.

David Ferrer looks all right! He doesn't look bad but it is a very safe choice. I cannot hate on him too much here at all.

David Ferrer looks all right! He doesn’t look bad but it is a very safe choice. I cannot hate on him too much here at all.

Clearly someone did not explain to Seppi that this players' event was not being held in the locker room. And they say Italians have great fashion sense!

Clearly someone did not explain to Seppi that this players’ event was not being held in the locker room. And they say Italians have great fashion sense!

Look at the French showing you how it is done! #HubertforHusband He just exudes absolute charm and quiet sex appeal.

Look at the French showing you how it is done! #HubertforHusband He just exudes absolute charm and quiet sex appeal.

Of course it goes without saying that my main man Samuel Groth knows how to impress at outings. I never let my man go out looking like a mess. Meanwhile that lil hussy Josh Gibson was trying to angle in on my property but I had to let him know that Sam Space is already occupied #backoffbitch

Of course it goes without saying that my main man Samuel Groth knows how to impress at outings. I never let my man go out looking like a mess. Meanwhile that lil hussy Josh Gibson was trying to angle in on my property but I had to let him know that Sam Space is already occupied #backoffbitch

I perhaps never say it often ... in fact, I don't think I have never said it before, Maria is beautiful. Just looking ravishing and radiant in this photo

I perhaps never say it often … in fact, I don’t think I have never said it before, Maria is beautiful. Just looking ravishing and radiant in this photo

For once she isn't accentuating her "manish" shoulders. This outfit I think works very well. The colours, the length, her hair and makeup are #flawless. Maria you get an A+

For once she isn’t accentuating her “manish” shoulders. This outfit I think works very well. The colours, the length, her hair and makeup are #flawless. Maria you get an A+

Meanwhile, is this a silent protest from the Russian again her motherland's draconian homophobic laws. I see her dress and all I am thinking about is marriage equality.

Meanwhile, is this a silent protest from the Russian again her motherland’s draconian homophobic laws. I see her dress and all I am thinking about is marriage equality.

Hmmm I kinda indifferent to Pliskova's look right now. Karo, you get an M for Meh

Hmmm I kinda indifferent to Pliskova’s look right now. Karo, you get an M for Meh

Apparently, in her post career life, LiNaLi is the WTA secretary? Why gurl? WHY?? That red lipstick is too RED, you're looking clownish and you need some powder for your face as it is too shiny or sweaty but I am gonna say "shiny". That skirt length needs to be CHOPPED. Show those legs. Unbutton one of those buttons on the blouse and let that hair down. Those shoes aren't right but I am going to give you a C+ because you are somebody's mother now.

Apparently, in her post career life, LiNaLi is the WTA secretary? Why gurl? WHY?? That red lipstick is too RED, you’re looking clownish and you need some powder for your face as it is too shiny or sweaty but I am gonna say “shiny”. That skirt length needs to be CHOPPED. Show those legs. Unbutton one of those buttons on the blouse and let that hair down. Those shoes aren’t right but I am going to give you a C+ because you are somebody’s mother now.

Genie, why is your hair looking a mess right now? What were you doing before this shot??

Genie, why is your hair looking a mess right now? What were you doing before this shot??

This outfit clearly deserves an A if only we were talking about tennis kit. But as it is an evening wear, I'm gonna have to give this a D-. It fits but it certainly doesn't flatter

This outfit clearly deserves an A if only we were talking about tennis kit. But as it is an evening wear, I’m gonna have to give this a D-. It fits but it certainly doesn’t flatter

Victoria "Vika" Azarenka. What in the name of fashion is this fucking mess? You look RIDICULOUS. I cannot even give you an F. That's too high a grade for this shit.

Victoria “Vika” Azarenka. What in the name of fashion is this fucking mess? You look RIDICULOUS. I cannot even give you an F. That’s too high a grade for this shit.

WTF? WTMFF is this garbage. She looks like she cut up some eccentric nurses' scrubs and added the belt and the shoes thinking the ensemble would look cute. Azarenka, honey, YOU LOOK BAD. You get an H for Horrendous

WTF? WTMFF is this garbage. She looks like she cut up some eccentric nurses’ scrubs and added the belt and the shoes thinking the ensemble would look cute. Azarenka, honey, YOU LOOK BAD. You get an H for Horrendous

I almost think that she looked better her than at this party.

I almost think that she looked better her than at this party.

A funny thing happened to Serena on her way to the players' party. She misheard and thought it was a "dance party". She looks ready to drop it like it's hot. Serena you know I am going to have to get on your for that weave/wig and them eyebushes gurl. We need to do better boo!!

A funny thing happened to Serena on her way to the players’ party. She misheard and thought it was a “dance party”. She looks ready to drop it like it’s hot. Serena you know I am going to have to get on your for that weave/wig and them eyebushes gurl. We need to do better boo!!

Madison apparently is apparently locked up in fashion hell and don't have a clue or keys to get out. This looks so bad, I think Vika looks better. Them shoes are WRONG, murdering her toes and sweety what is going on with the dress? The colour, the form, the fit, your breasts are hanging out. Why? WHY?

Madison apparently is locked up in fashion hell and don’t have a clue or keys to get out. This looks so bad, I think Vika looks better. Them shoes are WRONG, murdering her toes and sweety what is going on with the dress? The colour, the form, the fit, your breasts are hanging out. Why? WHY?

Someone couldn't give you some make up to fix this. How you checked yourself in a mirror and thought it was all okay to go out like this? I have no choice for to give this an F for a fucking fail

Someone couldn’t give you some make up to fix this. How you checked yourself in a mirror and thought it was all okay to go out like this? I have no choice for to give this an F for a fucking fail

So BMS didn't have time to change as practice and just showed up like this after getting off the courts.

So BMS didn’t have time to change as practice and just showed up like this after getting off the courts.

Again another newbie. I wanna say so much but I am hoping that we learns from this experience and do better for Wimbledon.

Again another newbie. I wanna say so much but I am hoping that we learns from this experience and do better for Wimbledon.

Everything is nice but somehow it just does not work for me overall. Her hair is right, dress form its colour and everything are great. However, she just looks off in it altogether like it does not belong to her.

Everything is nice but somehow it just does not work for me overall. Her hair is right, dress form its colour and everything are great. However, she just looks off in it altogether like it does not belong to her. However, I have to give her a solid B+

Pavs looks great here but the pose is all wrong. I mean she looks good for her usual self.

Pavs looks great here but the pose is all wrong. I mean she looks good for her usual self. Body make up boo for those tan lines

This used to be Pavy's usual getup at these events. So we have to give credit where credit is due. She gets a solid C for this.

This used to be Pavy’s usual getup at these events. So we have to give credit where credit is due. She gets a solid C for this.

I am not sure about it. Cute top but those pants do not work. This needed a skirt or a different top. Either way, doesn't really work for me and Svitolina, you get a C-

I am not sure about it. Cute top but those pants do not work. This needed a skirt or a different top. Either way, doesn’t really work for me and Svitolina, you get a C-

I really need someone to explain to me why is it that the Spanish men ALWAYS look right but the ladies ALWAYS look a right mess. Why is Garbine wearing this shit in public? I don't even know where to begin

I really need someone to explain to me why is it that the Spanish men ALWAYS look right but the ladies ALWAYS look a right mess. Why is Garbine wearing this shit in public? I don’t even know where to begin .. First the hair looks like it was just washed with supermarket shampoo; that makeup isn’t flattering; that blouse is for a child not a grown woman: those pants … I think you would find that her grandmother’s couch is missing fabric as it is now her pants: her sandals … #icant

She was doing everything right until she decided to follow her hubby and match him with the white shoes. Why? Why? And I am going to pretend like I am not seeing that purse at all.

She was doing everything right until she decided to follow her hubby and match him with the white shoes. Why? Why? And I am going to pretend like I am not seeing that purse at all.

Thank God for small miracles. Katya baby looks like her and not the daddy# #keepingitrealz

Thank God for small miracles. Katya baby looks like her and not the daddy# #keepingitrealz

They get my vote for the best overall dressed. At least they make no bones about it being all costumes.

They get my vote for the best overall dressed. At least they make no bones about it being all costumes.

RealzTenisFanz Podcast #21: First Annual Vulture Awards

In Podcast on August 10, 2015 at 8:32 pm

The US Open Series 2015 has official begun as we put to rest all those vulture tournaments all over the tennis map after Wimbledon. We are handing out awards to the best and the less on this episode and as always spilling tea all over the place.

DONT FORGET TO COMMENT BELOW AND GIVE US YOUR WINNERS IN THE VARIOUS CATEGORIES!!!

0:06:15 – Biggest Loser on the WTA who missed out an opportunity to Vulture
0:17:45 – Biggest Loser on the ATP who missed out an opportunity to Vulture (Kevin Anderson Award)
0:28:05 – Biggest Female Vulture Winner in a Supporting Role
0:33:56 – Biggest Male Vulture Winner in a Supporting Role
0:40:20 – Best Female WTF Moment (Venus Williams Award)
0:46:30 – Best Male WTF Moment
0:53:35 – Best Female Vulture in a Desperation Role
1:00:25 – Best Male Vulture in a Desperation Role
1:21:05 – Best WTA Wench
1:27:45 – Best APT Scrub
1:35:30 – Special Jury Prize
1:37:50 – Other Newz

Realz Fashion Review: WTA Pre-Wimbledon 2015 Party

In Wimbledon on June 29, 2015 at 1:19 am

I love me some Wimbledon because it is the time of year when the female athletes attempt to dress up and be ladies. Now do not misunderstand me, I am not implying any gender distortion for the women. No, I am just saying that the ladies of WTA always try to be “girly girls” and it ALWAYS give us spectacular results!!! And you know that Realz is here to bring you all the photos with the realz deal. I think most of the ladies would benefit greatly from a gay in their life because their fashion sense is no where near as being en par with their tennis ability at all. 

I cannot believe this but JJ is BEST DRESSED She captures everything right here! Youthful, sexy, maturity, form, fit, hair, makeup, shoes AND no purse because she's so fucking hot, she's not buying any drinks tonight! Drinks will be bought for her!! A+++

I cannot believe this but JJ is BEST DRESSED She captures everything right here! Youthful, sexy, maturity, form, fit, hair, makeup, shoes AND no purse because she’s so fucking hot, she’s not buying any drinks tonight! Drinks will be bought for her!! A+++

This was the mess she wore last year! Such an amazing improvement this year!!

This was the mess she wore last year looking like a Serbian vampire! Such an amazing improvement this year!!

Heather Watson - Grade A: Colour, style work well for her. The hair en pointe and the shoes as well. Slight critique is that the sock tan line and the dress a tad bit too short. However that's me kit picking.

Heather Watson – Grade A: Colour, style work well for her. The hair en pointe and the shoes as well. Slight critique is that the sock tan line and the dress a tad bit too short. However that’s me kit picking.

Genie - Grade: B- I am being very generous here because this dress is TOO LONG and not form fitting enough. What is worse is that Genie swears she is killing it. However, that dress is killing her.

Genie – Grade: B- I am being very generous here because this dress is TOO LONG and not form fitting enough. What is worse is that Genie swears she is killing it. However, that dress is killing her.

Look at it from the back, it is too big for her. It is not draped properly at all

Look at it from the back, it is too big for her. It is not draped properly at all and it makes her look emaciated. 

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I should be thankful she didn’t wear something like this mess again

Ajla and Hana Tomljanovic is doing it well. They get a solid B+ for the double act

Ajla and Hana Tomljanovic is doing it well. They get a solid B+ for the double act

Ajla by herself is killing and well deserve an A-

Ajla by herself is killing and well deserve an A-

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Bringing sexy back …. a lil back makeup/spray tan would have been great though but she’s giving me attitude (NO to the lipstick though)

Angie is really trying to be youthful here but this outfit would look better on an older lady. HOWEVER, she is working all the elements and gets an A-

Angie is really trying to be youthful here but this outfit would look better on an older lady. HOWEVER, she is working all the elements and gets an A-

Now I have a lot to say about Anastasia Pavyluchenkova in this outfit and much it might not be so nice BUT Ana Pav has improved over last year's effort and heeded my advice from last year because I went IN!! So she get's a Solid B! The hair and shoes are en pointe!

Now I have a lot to say about Anastasia Pavyluchenkova in this outfit and much it might not be so nice BUT Ana Pav has improved over last year’s effort and heeded my advice from last year because I went IN!! So she get’s a Solid B! The hair and is en pointe! Gurl  I think those shoes a tad bit small for you. Your toes sweeping the carpet

This is Ana Pav from last year 2014! She was begging for me to unleash the kracken to come her in this hot mess.

This is Ana Pav from last year 2014! She was begging for me to unleash the kracken to come her in this hot mess. I couldn’t even give this one a grade it was just a mess

Lucie Safarova .... Unfortunately the internet cannot see the look of utter disappointment I am giving you right now...

Lucie Safarova …. Unfortunately the internet cannot see the look of utter disappointment I am giving you right now… Those shoes are HORRID and we spoke at length about that lipstick not being for you …But because of the dress you get a B-

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Karolina Pliskova … I give her an E for Effort but she looks like she borrowed a friend’s clothing. The shoes look cute. I am gonna need you to do better

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This is just utterly unacceptable from Serena! You got money and you sell clothing. This shit is just BASIC!!! This looks like something one of the poorer girls would wear to play a tournament. I wouldn’t have mind so much if she had jazz it up with a belt or something but this is SO BORING despite the shoes. Serena I give you an S for Salvation Army because that is where you got this dress. #GurlBye!!

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Carla! Carla! Carla! I guess I should be happy that Carla put into some major effort or more rightly so, someone else put in a lot of effort for her BUT the stockings and kitten heels are just LOW CLASS! She looks like she’s going to Sunday church service and this party was held on a Thursday! NO!! Gurl this ain’t cute at all. Grade C+ for the wonderful dress and hair. I cannot overlook below the knees

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Madison I want you to take this dress and lock it up and through away the keys. A little voice in your head didn’t say NO gurl this is a mess? This would have been so hot if all this black sheer fabric wasn’t on the dress. If you’re going to go sexy go sexy.  You cannot be bi-polar about it. This dress is giving me hot and cold at the same time and therefore you get a C-

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That’s right Urszula, you cannot wow us with your tennis on court so you wow us off court. I get you with that but gurl your feet look like they are in torturous pain. I  really want to dislike the dress as I think it is basic and you could have done better but I have to respect your attempt and give you a B- for you do look good if we are not watching your feet. 

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Simona I wanted to hate this dress but I remember some of your previous efforts so I am happy you stepped up your game but kept it modest just the same. So I going to give you an A- because everything looks nice and tight. However, let me just say spray tan for those feet. Not cute at all 

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Simona’s previous efforts looking like childish

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It is like when Victoria got dressed this night, she thought, “How can I piss off Realz?” Who the hell is her stylist, Helen Keller? This shit is ATROCIOUS!! The only positive I can draw form this is that her hair looks clean and her toes pedicured. Everything else is just horrid. A huge F!!!! Them shoes?? Arghhhh #Icant

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Christina McHale, this is a definite McFail! You look like someone’s mother and how dare you go out with them feet. You don’t even get points for effort because you did not even try here at all. No. You get a Grade G for #GirlBye

Vitalia Diatchenko

Vitalia Diatchenko … I am not feeling the hair looking like the Cowardly Lion from the Wizard of Oz. However, the dress is a nice fit. I am not feeling them shoes though. I’ll give her a B.

Maria

I don’t understand why these rich girls are looking like they shopping at the thrift shops. However, Maria is going a step further. At the French Open, she gave us sailor with the blue and white stripes and keeping this nautical theme going she gives us “Sharapova Sells Seashells by the Seashore!” It is as though one of Ariel’s sisters came ashore for the party. I cannot hate on the them shoes though! They are magnificent. Grade C- for that dress. She can do better!

Zheng Saisai

Zheng Saisai, I want to like this outfit but somehow those white gym socks with the black kitten heel shoes is just too much for me. I am gonna have to give this a D for just being Dumb

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Zarina Diyas is looking very nice in this dress and the hair looks good too. However, those shoes look like throwaways. No bueno!! She gets a B-

Garbine

Those exciting shoes do not go with this very boring red dress and that lipstick again is not for you. The whole ensemble looks like something for a much older woman. You get a C- for this

Sabine

Sabine is posing and working it all. However, I am not feeling this hair but Sabine has that look us … I am about to get TURNED UP!!!

Laura

Laura Robson was stepped her game up! This might seem a tad bit mature for her but she wears it well. The hair and the shoes are EN POINTE. The red dress is stylish and flattering. Meanwhile, not sure what that woman in the background is wearing … those shoes are killing me.

Ana

Ana isn’t carrying a purse this evening … She brought her man. The only lady at the event I think who brought a date … and check out the rock

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Ana gets a solid A!! I am not in love with the shoe style though the colour is right and the mid section of this dress not so flattering … but the hair and make up and her confidence definitely ROCK

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Apparently Petra thought it was appropriate to wear her man’s T-shirt to this event. Those shoes … this is not even worthy of a grade because it is just unacceptable

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I am so disappointed with Daniela right now. Usually she is en pointe but her make up is bad and she’s wearing the hotel’s drapes thinking she looks cute. She look a hot mess as though she was playing dress up with lil kids. She gets a G Grade for Ghastly Garbage. I cannot believe she made my list as my #3

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Kurumi Nara looking like she got lost on her way to the office. Went out on a Starbucks coffee run and stumbled across this event. Gurl you get a B for ByeGurl!!

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RealzTenisFanz Livecast #16: Drawing up Wimbledon 2015

In Podcast, Wimbledon on June 28, 2015 at 4:14 am
MY DREAM WIMBLEDON

MY DREAM WIMBLEDON


Find us on Twitter: Realz, @RealzTenisFanz; Karen @bridgepea; Andreen @A_Gallivant and Janina @JLR78!!!
0:02:50 – Men’s Draw (Top and Bottom Halves)
0:52:50 – Women’s Draw (Bottom and Top Halves)
1:48:00 – Wrapping Up

RealzTenisFanz Podcast #15: Lazing on the grass

In Podcast on June 22, 2015 at 11:01 pm

This week’s winners

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Federer winning his 8th Halle title

LONDON, ENGLAND - JUNE 21:  Andy Murray of Great Britain celebrates winning the Aegon Championships with Moet Imperial and the winners trophy after defeating Kevin Anderson of South Africa during day seven of the Aegon Championships at Queen's Club on June 21, 2015 in London, England.  (Photo by Clive Brunskill/Getty Images for Moet)

Murray with his 4th Queen’s Club title

Angelique Kerber holding her 3rd title of the year at the Birmingham tournament.

Angelique Kerber holding her 3rd title of the year at the Birmingham tournament.

0:04:25 – All Halle Roger
0:13:00 – Grigor’s Struggling as Raonic’s rising
0:24:47 – Nadal slipping on grass
0:28:17 – Lopez’s shorts
0:28:40 – Mighty Murray
0:31:40 – Cilic and Troicki
0:38:38 – Kei you’re injured again?
0:44:40 – Delpo Done???!!!
0:53:25 – WTA Birmingham
1:00:20 – Injured Ladies
1:05:40 – Simona gurl ….
1:18:20 – Aegon! Aegon! Aegon! Aegon!
1:20:00 – Tennis Notoriety or Tennis Nothing
1:25:19 – Who is Harriet Dart
1:27:00 – Boris Becker
1:31:20 – Harriet Dart, we have found you!
1:34:35 – Wrapping up. Our two favourite moments of the year!

What did you say? My career??

What did you say? My career??

I am only here to talk about Maria and my hot shots

I am only here to talk about Maria and my hot shots

Divadal only winning 250s this year

Divadal only winning 250s this year

FeFe Lopez showing his assets

FeFe Lopez showing his assets

Back that thing up!!!

Back that thing up!!!

Full stretch

Full stretch

Laura Robson and Vickie battling injuries and confidence

Laura Robson and Vickie battling injuries and confidence

Boris the asshole

Boris the asshole

I don't know what's wrong with me ... it's all in my head

I don’t know what’s wrong with me … it’s all in my head

Harriet Dart???

Harriet Dart???

High I am Harriet

Hey I am Harriet

Favourite Moments: Venus beaming in Auckland

Favourite Moments: Venus beaming in Auckland

Favourite Moments: Divadal dealing with a RF fan

Favourite Moments: Divadal dealing with a RF fan

Favourite Moments: Serena battling emotions at her return to Indian Wells

Favourite Moments: Serena battling emotions at her return to Indian Wells

RealzTenisFanz Podcast #14: Lovely Ladies

In Podcast on June 22, 2015 at 8:47 pm

This is an awesome podcast this week as we go down the list of our top 6 ladies!!!! We want to hear from you, who are your top 6 ladies and post it in the comment section!! 

Divadal winning his 1st grass court title since the 2010 Wimbledon final at Stuggart freshly mowed grass courts

Divadal winning his 1st grass court title since the 2010 Wimbledon final at Stuggart freshly mowed grass courts

Ana Konjuh winning Nottingham

Ana Konjuh winning Nottingham

Camila Giorgi winning her 1st WTA title at TopShelf

Camila Giorgi winning her 1st WTA title at TopShelf

Nicolas Mahut on winning TopShelf 2015

Nicolas Mahut on winning TopShelf 2015

0:03:15 – Realz Newz
0:16:10 – Lovely Ladies
0:20:55 – Pick #6
0:29:00 – Pick #5
0:37:05 – Pick #4
0:47:00 – Pick #3
0:55:48 – Pick #2
1:06:15 – Pick #1
1:19:12 – Karen’s #1 Fantasy
1:23:50 – Who didn’t make the list?
1:30:00 – Sexist Tour??
1:41:35 – Wrapping Up

Realz Top 6 

#6 Sania Mirza is simply stunning in the simple red dress showing her lovely figure

#6 Sania Mirza is simply stunning in the simple red dress showing her lovely figure

#5 Kvitova is trying to work it but we can see that experience shining through

#5 Kvitova is trying to work it but we can see that experience shining through

#4 Lisicki is STUNNING

#4 Lisicki is STUNNING

Lisicki is FLAWLESS

Lisicki is FLAWLESS

Lisicki when she's drunk

Lisicki when she’s drunk

#3 Daniela Hantuchova is giving me EVERYTHING right now!!!

#3 Daniela Hantuchova is giving me EVERYTHING right now!!!

Daniela is AMAZING

Daniela is AMAZING

Clearly this photo is after a meal

Clearly this photo is after a meal

#2 Sloane is beautiful with that smile

#2 Sloane is beautiful with that smile

And she is being a fatal beauty

And she is being a fatal beauty

#1 Azarenka with the tennis ball and her pocketbook. Mama knows where she makes her money

#1 Azarenka with the tennis ball and her pocketbook. Mama knows where she makes her money

Azarenka is just killing it right here!!!

Azarenka is just killing it right here!!!

Andreen’s Top 6

#6 Andrea Petkovic giving you face

#6 Andrea Petkovic giving you face

Andrea giving you some skin

Andrea giving you some skin

#5 Camila Giorgi is baby doll pretty

#5 Camila Giorgi is baby doll pretty

Giorgi is working it ...

Giorgi is working it …

#4 Kirsten Flipkens got the tongue to lick

#4 Kirsten Flipkens got the tongue to lick

And also the body to make you flip

And also the body to make you flip

#3 Amelie Mauresmo. Come on over Andreen, I got a spot for you right here

#3 Amelie Mauresmo. Come on over Andreen, I got a spot for you right here

Andreen and Amelie are a couple made in heaven ... they love them some wine

Andreen and Amelie are a couple made in heaven … they love them some wine

Mauresmo isn't always  the best at glamour

Mauresmo isn’t always the best at glamour

#2 Ahhhhh Andreen loves her some Venus

#2 Ahhhhh Andreen loves her some Venus

Yeahh Gurl I am the shit...

Yeahh Gurl I am the shit…

#1 Maria Sharapova

#1 Maria Sharapova

Martha is working it on the sands

Martha is working it on the sands

Janina’s Top 6

#6 Serena Williams

#6 Serena Williams

Serena is giving you BODYYY

Serena is giving you BODYYY

#5 Franny is just stunned that another lady is into her

#5 Franny is just stunned that another lady is into her

#4 Andrea Petkovic is lovely to lick

#4 Andrea Petkovic is lovely to lick

Petkovic is giving you body right here

Petkovic is giving you body right here

#3 Maria Kirilenko is being Mary Mary quite contrary

#3 Maria Kirilenko is being Mary Mary quite contrary

Kiri being all playful

Kiri being all playful

#2 Elena Dementieva is giving you something you can feel

#2 Elena Dementieva is giving you something you can feel

Elena is giving you simple beauty

Elena is giving you simple beauty

#1 Svetlana Kuznetsova that we are use to

#1 Svetlana Kuznetsova that we are use to

But ever so often, Kuzi can be surprisingly glamourous ... giving you athletic chic

But ever so often, Kuzi can be surprisingly glamourous … giving you athletic chic

Flawless makeup ... and the silent and deadly look

Flawless makeup … and the silent and deadly look

And then there is this ... Sveta is giving you REGAL and REFINED

And then there is this … Sveta is giving you REGAL and REFINED

Karen’s Top 6

#6 Victoria Azarenka showing you all her good sides

#6 Victoria Azarenka showing you all her good sides

Here is she showing you her other side

Here is she showing you her other side

#5 Franny Schiavone ... Someone loves me :-)

#5 Franny Schiavone … Someone loves me 🙂

Franny does glam!!

Franny does glam!!

#4 Flavia Pennetta

#4 Flavia Pennetta

Flavia is all smiles

Flavia is all smiles

#3 Slaone Stephens is all business for Karen

#3 Slaone Stephens is all business for Karen

Sexy and powerful

Sexy and powerful

#2 Simona Halep showing you her former portfolio

#2 Simona Halep showing you her former portfolio

Simona's sexy legs

Simona’s sexy legs

#1 Venus Williams .... yeah I am back atop the rankings

#1 Venus Williams …. yeah I am back atop the rankings

Venus giving you strong, powerful, sexy and chic ... THOSE LEGS

Venus giving you strong, powerful, sexy and chic … THOSE LEGS

Venus showing her assets

Venus showing her assets

Karen is weak right now ...

Karen is weak right now …

Hey gurlll

Hey gurlll

French Open 2015 Day 5: A Day of Crises Averted

In French Open, Grand Slam on May 29, 2015 at 5:13 pm
I am so over Day 5 at all

I am so over Day 5 at all. I wanna go home now

Day 5 was a messy day as there were no easy matches for the top players. Even when they were the overwhelming favourites, they somehow complicated their lives on the court. On the ladies end, it was a “Strugglefest” all over the place. First up, Caro Wozniacki (5) was sent packing by Julia Goerges. Now it is rare for Goerges to be finding form at any time of the year. However, this year at majors, the German has really stepped up her game making the 4th round of the Aussie Open and now into the 3rd round of Roland Garros with a 6-4 7-6 victory over the Dane. She gave Wozniacki a lot to think about as she refused to back down from the challenge. Wozniacki who showed such promise at the start of this clay court season working with Arantxa Sanchez-Vicario for about a 2 weeks, quickly slid down the hill after the partnership ended. So yet another top player heading cross the Atlantic to England to prep for grass. On the brighter side of things, Caro did better here this year than she did last year when she lost in the 1st round. 

Fuck this dirt ...

Fuck this dirt …

Not to be outdone in this strugglefest party, Petra Kvitova (4), Serena Williams (1), Svetlana Kuznetsova (18) and Andrea Petkovic (10) all threw in their hands for a chance to show their stuff. Kvitova was fighting it out with some Spaniard, I think Lino Dominguez … No I have that completely wrong, it is was Silvia Soler-Espinosa. Kvitova again having to take 3 sets to get out of the early rounds 6-7 6-4 6-2. Serena is was the same thing. She was a HOT MESS against this Anna-Lena Friedsam whose hair was thirsty as hell. I do not know what was going on with Serena but she continue in this manner, she can bid adieu to her French Open chances. That first set was HORRENDOUS but she came through 5-7 6-3 6-3. However, looking at the stats, you would see that it was far from routine. She had 52 errors compared to 39 winners, won only 47% of her 2nd serves and faced 15 break points though she saved 11 of them.

Why am I sucking so badly today??

Why am I sucking so badly today??

Anna-Lena Friedsam was really giving Serena fever

Anna-Lena Friedsam was really giving Serena fever

Gurl thanks for the workout and get some mousse for that hair. It's drier than my weave

Gurl thanks for the workout and get some mousse for that hair. It’s drier than my weave

These numbers do not bode well for an easy match in her next round, which will be against Victoria Azarenka (27) who took out Lucie Hradecka in straight sets 6-2 6-3; a far more comfortable scoreline that most people imagine. Meanwhile, Sascha Bajin already served up notice on Twitter that TeamVika will be ready for Serena come Paris. Will be an interesting time come Saturday. Anyway the real match of the day was Kuzi v Franny aka Francesca Schiavone and let me tell you folks THIS IS WHAT AN EPIC MATCH IS ALL ABOUT! They battled hard. If this were an actual swordfight, there would have been blood and flesh all over the place. It was brutal. Both players pulled out every trick in the book to get this win. There was no cheating or funny stuff. It was just two women who knew each other’s game very well and knew nothing but absolute skill and guile was going to get you across the finish line. It was a set apiece 7-6 (Kuzi) 5-7 (Franny) and it was all or nothing in the 3rd set.

Franny bringing the heat when she needs to

Franny bringing the heat when she needs to

In the 3rd set, Kuzi served for the match 4 times, having just broken Franny but time up 5-4, 6-5, 7-6 and 8-7, she failed to consolidate the break and take the match. Franny was relentless and so many shots were just ABSOLUTELY SPECTACULAR!! You have to see the match highlights. Anyway, Franny was finally about to take the match 10-8 in the 3rd. Kuzi was not feeling it at all. She had already lost an epic match against Schiavone in Melbourne back in 2011 if I am not mistaken and coming out on the losing side of this one again was definitely NO FUN.

I just wanna tell you Franny that I fucking HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT HOW

I just wanna tell you Franny that I fucking HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT HOW

A couple seeded players decided that they wished no longer to be in the 3rd round of this tournament, Zarina Diyas (32) was sent packing by Alison Van Uytvanck 6-0 1-6 4-6 and Karolina Pliskova (12) also blew a set lead 6-2 6-7 4-6 to Andreea Mitu of Romania. Meanwhile, the other seeded players made it through relatively unscathed, Sara Errani (17) in three sets as did Petkovic. Madison Keys (16) and Timea Bacsinszky won in straight sets. Other winners include Americans Sloane Stephens and Irina Falconi, France’s Kristina Mladenovic and Bulgarian Tsvetana Pironkova.

Sloane is back in the mix at a major getting to the 3rd round

Sloane is back in the mix at a major getting to the 3rd round

Hey Serena ... Sascha and I are coming for you

Hey Serena … Sascha and I are coming for you

On the men’s side, Divadal “struggled” against Nicolas Almagro but still came through in straight sets. That is to say, he did not bagel Almagro. Almagro tried his hardest but against Divadal that simply will not do. Divadal took it 6-4 6-3 6-1. I hope Almagro gets his ranking up to par because he can be a marvelous to watch. Anyway, he has an amazing asset!! Lochness Murray also did his thing though he complicated his life by dropping the 2nd set. However, he made light work of Joao Sousa of Portugal 6-2 4-6 6-4 6-1.

Andy don't you dare let this Portuguese Flash Fuck destroy your unbeaten clay record this year

Andy don’t you dare let this Portuguese Flash Fuck destroy your unbeaten clay record this year

Djoker came out strong against Gilles Muller but had to stop play in order to deal with his back which started to act up midway through the 2nd set. However, Djoker got his life together and took the match in straight sets 6-1 6-4 6-4. Now I am not going to say much regarding this situation other than quote the Serbian himself: Well, thankfully it’s nothing major. So it’s not concern for the next match, which is the most important thing, obviously. Wasn’t pleasant with the conditions that were changing today, and I think a little bit of heavier conditions made the court a little bit more wet and it was pretty slippery. So I think that’s when it happened, I made a couple of slides that were quite, I’d say, unusual, you know, with change of directions. And it happened in those dynamic movements, jammed the hip a little bit. Thankfully it’s nothing serious, really. It’s going to be fine.

First you stretch like this

First you stretch like this

Have a lil tummy ache..

Have a lil tummy ache..

Where does it hurt?

Where does it hurt?

I ….. wait I said I was not going to say anything on this matter. Anyway, moving on. So I have to say that the Next Generation Next is really making a name for themselves here in Paris. 20-year-old Nicholas Kyrgios (29) is already through to the 3rd round to face Murray as Kyle Edmund withdrew from the tournament. Kyrgios BFF on tour 19-year-old Thanasi Kokkinakis took on fellow Aussie Bernard Tomic (27) and Kokky showed some real heart as he came back from being down 0-2 and win the match. Tomic won the first 2 sets 6-3 6-3 and for sure, one thought that Kokkinakis was going to be sent home again from a major by Tomic. However, Kokky got his life together and began playing inspired tennis. He won the next 2 sets and broke Tomic as he served for the match 5-3 in the 5th set. Kokky broke back and just hung in there, playing his game to take the match 3-6 3-6 6-3 6-4 8-6. Borna Coric, 18 had his own epic battle against Spaniard Tommy Robredo (18) in 5 sets 7-5 3-6 6-2 4-6 6-4. Coric will face American Jock Sock battled hard against Pablo Carreno-Busta of Spain. Sock who is 22 years old, won the match 6-7 7-6 6-1 7-6.

Coric

Coric

Kokkinakis

Kokkinakis

Kyrgios

Kyrgios

France’s Jeremy Chardy knocked out John Isner (16) in 4 sets as did Leonardo Mayer (32) over Jerzy Janowicz. Kevin Anderson (15) also won in 4 sets but Viktor Troicki (31) was upset by Simone Bolelli in straight sets. Marin Cilic (9) beat some unknown/unheard of guy in straight sets. I am not sure who Cilic knows on the Draw Committee because he has got a sweet draw. He will play Mayer in the next round. Also through is David Goffin (17) who will play Chardy. So some very interesting players left in the draw in particularly in the top half! I feel a messy situation coming here for sure. Should be noted that Pablo Andujar finished off Philipp Kohlschreiber in the 5th set coming back from a 2-4 deficit at the end of play on Day 4 and on Day 5, Kohlschreiber did not win a single game and thus did not win the match. 

Isner really thought he had a shot LOL

Isner really thought he had a shot LOL

Yeah Kohlschreiber, I am looking at you ... you're a SCRUB

Yeah Kohlschreiber, I am looking at you … you’re a SCRUB

 

French Open 2015 Day 2: Vintage Venus has Vanished

In French Open, Grand Slam on May 26, 2015 at 11:59 pm
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The usual look of defeat and despair!!

So on Day 2 of the French Open, things did not go so well for me. Now we all know that Realz has a HUGE SPACE in my tennis heart for the one and only Venus Ebony Starr Williams. However, after Miami when she lost to Carla Suarez-Navarro, I made a pact to avoid her matches as much as possible because they are too heartwrenching. It seems as though Venus is going backward after starting the year in spectacular fashion. The lumbering on court, the erratic spells and the lack of fight really upsets my spirits far too much for me to endure. Do not worry, I am usually scoreboarding the entire match.

If I can't snatch Serena's wig, Venus will have to do

If I can’t snatch Serena’s wig, Venus will have to do. BTW Sloane, this outfit ain’t cute at all!!

When the draw came out on Friday and folks saw that Ebony Starr (16) would be playing Sloane Stephens, everyone knew that Venus’s clay court woes would continue. She won two matches on clay this season coming into this tournament. Stephens on the other hand had an awesome week in Strasbourg last week until she got to the semifinal of the event, losing to the eventual champion, Sam Stosur 0-6 in the 3rd set. Williams opened the match with a break and was up 2-0. However, she would relinquish this lead immediately as Stephens broke and held her own serve. They remained on serve to force a tiebreaker to determine the winner of the set. Any fan of Venus knows that when it comes to tiebreakers, they are considered more like “heartbreakers”. Ebony Starr lost it 5-7 points giving Sloane the opening set 7-6. In the 2nd set, Venus was completely vanquished as Sloane broke her twice to take the match 7-6 6-1. Another disappointing result at the French. Hopefully, Venus gets a better result at Wimbledon. Otherwise, her fans might feel that it is time to retire. Meanwhile, Venus being the Queen she is, she skipped her press conference like a BOSS!! 

Trying to find the silver lining in this dark cloud, Venus edges are coming back!!

Trying to find the silver lining in this dark cloud, Venus edges are coming back!!

Anyway in other results, Maria Sharapova aka Shriekapova (2) got herself a new grunt for the French Open and had it on full blast as she knocked out Kaia Kanepi. Some folks expected Kanepi to give Maria a run for her money but that was hardly the case. Kanepi was a mess, her outfit was a mess and her tennis was a mess. Sharapova easily got through 6-2 6-4. Also going through was Carla Suarez-Navarro (8) who took out Monica Niculescu 6-2 6-2. Angelique Kerber (11) was brutal against Timea Babos 6-0 6-1 as was Victoria Azarenka (27) over Maria-Teresa Torro-Flor 6-2 6-1. Azarenka was broken to start the match down 0-2 but she rallied mightily, dropping only 1 game.

Vickie is still trying to find her game these days

Vickie is still trying to find her game these days

Most of the other seeded players made it through to the 2nd round including Irina Begu (30), Sam Stosur (26) who won in straight sets over Madison Brengle 6-1 6-3, Sara Errani (17) won in 3 sets over Alison Riske and Elena Svitolina (19) who beat Yanina Wickmayer 6-2 6-2. Karolina Pliskova (12) and Sabine Lisicki (20) also won their matches both in straight sets. Other notable winners were Heather Watson, Lucie Hradecka, Daria Gavrilova and Ajla Tomljanovic who beat ‘fellow’ Australian Casey Dellacqua. I use inverted commas because though Tomljanovic can say she is a naturalized Australian, she cannot represent her adopted country at either Fed Cup or the Olympics.

So Aga went to a BBQ and got inspiration

So Aga went to a BBQ and got inspiration

This came into being

This came into being

And this mess came on court

And this mess came on court

There were upsets on Day 2 on the ladies side; one minor and the other not so major. Barbora Strycova (22) lost to Tsetvana Pironkova in straight sets 7-6 6-2. On the other end, the minor major upset was Aga Radwanska (14) who has been having a most dismal year thus far. She faced Annika Beck who came out firing on all cylinder. Radwanska was a mess doing down 0-4 in the opening before winning a game having to save break point first. She rallied to get 2 games in the set but it was too late to save the set. Radwanska recovered in the 2nd set and everyone felt that it was certainly going to be the Pole taking control of the match after she took the 2nd set 6-3. However, in the 3rd set, Beck was certain that this was a winnable match and she was determined to take it. Radwanska never held serve in the 3rd set. Not only was her fashion sense stink on court but so was her tennis. She broke Beck in the 3rd game to recover the early break for 1-2 but she was broken 2 more times to lose the set and the match 2-6 6-3 1-6. Aga had this to say after the match, “I can’t really do what I want on court and it’s not really working. That makes me nervous and angry … Maybe getting older.” In other words, Aga is saying she is a HOT MESS!! Gurl we could have told you that ages ago since Melbourne.

FeFe Lopez has done an adios in the singles draw

FeFe Lopez has done an adios in the singles draw

On the MENZ side, well things were really business as usual as the only upsets were not that earth shattering. Adrian Mannarino (30) lost in straight sets to Jurgen Meltzer (I do not know where he has been resurrected from because I was near sure he had quietly retired) The other seeded player to be sent packing was FeFe Lopez (11) who got dismissed in straight sets as well by Teymuraz Gabashvili (another player I had thought retired). Lopez is not the typical Spaniard who loves clay though he highly competent on the surface. He has been playing rather well this year and I really expected him to win a few rounds here. However, I guess he is getting on that Wimbledon bus with Venus.

Lochness Murray has made himself a

Lochness Murray has made himself a “pick” to win his 3rd major and 1st French Open title

Anyway, let us talk about the winners: The new clay court king, Lochness Murray (3) … well I guess we can call him clay court prince since Djoker is the real king out here winning EVERYTHING he touches on tour. Lochness Murray faced an Argentine qualifier if I am not mistaken, Facundo Arguello and won in straight sets 6-3 6-3 6-1. Tomas Berdych (4) took out his opponent Yoshihito Nishioka 6-0 7-5 6-3 but it was kinda messy after that 1st set. Other straight sets winners include Fabio Fognini (25) over another Japanese Tatsumo Ito 6-3 6-2 6-2, Fernando Verdasco (32) over yet another Japanese Taro Daniel 6-3 6-4 6-2  and Nick Kyrgios (29) 6-3 6-4 6-3 over Denis Istomin who is not from Japan though Asian by way of Uzbekistan.

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What the hell do you mean you have no POWERADE!!! Are we at a major or a challenger??

Now I am kinda indifferent to Nicholas Kyrgios in so far as to say that I think he is a brilliant player but he does not move me enough to want to be on his bandwagon. I just cannot be a stan for everyone and he does strike me honestly as being a bit of a psychopath. That is not to say that I do not like his tennis because I think he is AWESOME on the court and he took out Divadal at last year’s Wimbledon so you know he gets brownie points from me for that. Anyway, the reason why I am giving Nicholas a paragraph is because of his antics on court in this match v Istomin. It was HORRENDOUS! He got ticked off about a call early in the match, like 4th/5th game early. He then proceeded to scream, curse and berate the umpire, Marijana something if I am not mistaken. She is from Serbia. I cannot find her name anywhere. It was not Marija Cicak because she does not fuck around on court. Nicholas then got upset because there was no Powerade or Gatorade available for him on court. When told that it was there is only powdered Powerade, then began another tirade. He further asked both the chair umpire and ball boy to make him the drink. Nicholas was just TOO MUCH. It was ridiculous.

You need to stop being a bloody asshole on court

You need to stop being a bloody asshole on court

I am not one to tell him how to behave but the antics were disrespective of both the sport, the chair and his opponent. It was beyond unbearable. Someone in his camp needs to step in and stop this madness. Nicholas is acting like a petulant child and this kinda shit is not cool. As for the chair umpire, well she needed to step it up and take charge of the match and stop acting like a fangirl. Did I mention that Nicholas had a nosebleed and she got down out of her chair to give him a towel despite him insisting that he was OKAY. She also got down out of her chair to give him a drink, Pepsi no less and then when she offered him a can sleeve (to hide the sponsor) Nicholas then handed it back to her as though he could not do it himself. I mean what are umpires on court for, officiating matches or being servers and servants? Nicholas, I cannot get on your bandwagon with this bullshit and the tennis officials need to put a stop to you and this shite.

Apparently Fabio borrowed Flavia's headscarf and made it into a headband

Apparently Fabio borrowed Flavia’s headscarf and made it into a headband

Moving on … So there were other seeded players who won including both Gilles Simon (12) and Monfils aka Beetlejuice (13). Both Simon and Beetlejuice had to battle past their compatriots. Simon beat Lucas Pouille 3-6 6-1 6-2 6-4 and Monfils beat Edouard Roger-Vasselin 6-2 6-7 6-1 7-5. David Goffin (17) also won in 4 sets as did Pablo Cuevas (21) over Sexy Samuel Groth, Bernard Tomic (27), Tommy Robredo (18) and Viktor Troicki (31).

Samuel Groth though a loser, we need no excuse to post hot sexy pictures of this Aussie Bum :-)

Samuel Groth though a loser, we need no excuse to post hot sexy pictures of this Aussie Bum 🙂

David Goffin trying to live up to his seeding of 17

David Goffin trying to live up to his seeding of 17

The other winners on the day included Dominic Thiem who just celebrated his first ATP title victory last Saturday in Nice, Thomaz Bellucci who also won last Saturday, his 4th title at the inaugural Geneva event, Borna Coric who took out American Sam Querrey, Juan Monaco who beat fellow Argentine Frederico Delbonis, Radek Stepanek, Benoit Paire, Simone Bollelli and Thanasi Kokkinakis. Young American sensation and wildcard here at the French Open, Frances Tiafoe lost his opening round match in straight sets to Martin Klizan.

Aljaz Bedene of Britain formerly of some place else ... which is not important

Aljaz Bedene of Britain formerly of some place else … which is not important

Juan

Juan “Pico” Monaco is as always cute

Benoit Paire is a bit time scrub but he is a cute one

Benoit Paire is a bit time scrub but he is a cute one

Thomaz Bellucci is Brazilian and that right there is all that needs to be said on this matter :-)

Thomaz Bellucci is Brazilian and that right there is all that needs to be said on this matter 🙂

Borna Coric ... he is cute and he would be even cuter when that teenage acne clears up ... Boo you need to take some of that 1R money and get some ProActiv

Borna Coric … he is cute and he would be even cuter when that teenage acne clears up … Boo you need to take some of that 1R money and get some ProActiv

Kokkinakis, I think you need to do the same thing as well.

Kokkinakis, I think you need to do the same thing as well.

Dominic Thiem

Dominic Thiem

Nicholas Kyrgios is an asshole but he is a hot asshole

Nicholas Kyrgios is an asshole but he is a hot asshole

Sabine is WERQING IT

Sabine is WERQING IT

When Hipsters come to the tennis courts

When Hipsters come to the tennis courts

Harry Hipster is still around

Harry Hipster is still around

When folks tell Andy he's a feminist

When folks tell Andy he’s a feminist

They're talking about me being a feminist ...

They’re talking about me being a feminist …

Andy checking his pulse thinking he must be dead if he is considered feminist

Andy checking his pulse thinking he must be dead if he is considered feminist

When Carla Suarez-Navarro is wearing the same outfit as you ...

When Carla Suarez-Navarro is wearing the same outfit as you …

And she wore it better ...

And she wore it better …

RealzTenisFanz Podcast #10: Madness, Mayhem and Murray in Madrid

In Podcast on May 11, 2015 at 7:52 pm

So we are on Podcast #10 which is one after 9 and one before 11 and for this epic episode, we were able to secure A REAL LIFE CELEBRITY: Cari Championformerly of the Tennis Channel and now ESPN along with her own podcast “Be Honest“: (http://sports.espn.go.com/espnradio/podcast/archive?id=12790230) And she is here to talk with us about her experience with Tennis Channel and also give us some picks for Hot ATP Menz. 

2:40 – Murray wins Madrid
6:10 – Divadal’s struggle is real
7:03 – Special Guest Cari Champion Showed Up
22:15 – Cari’s Hot Menz of the ATP picks
26:25 – Divadal’s struggles continue
36:45 – Realz Take on Divadal losing the French
41:05 – What else had happened in Madrid?
46:10 – Nick Kyrgios and Next Generation Next
54:50 – WTA Madrid: Kvitova wins
57:15 – Serena, Vickie and Sascha
1:03:00 – Madrid, que pasa?
1:10:30 – Kuzi-Rex coming out of extinction
1:14:50 – Caroline and Ana Coaching Clauses
1:25:15 – Unleash the beast and the WTA Next Generation
1:38:35 – Wrapping up

WTF?? You think I left my palace to watch Messy Divadal on court??

WTF?? You think I left my palace to watch Messy Divadal on court??

Lochness Murray with his 2nd clay court title in as many weeks. 1st Masters on Clay

Lochness Murray with his 2nd clay court title in as many weeks. 1st Masters on Clay

Divadal not sure what to do with this plate ...

Divadal not sure what to do with this plate …

Queen Sophie not having none of that shit giving Lochness Murray the sideeye

Queen Sophie not having none of that shit giving Lochness Murray the sideeye

Cari Champion showed up and chatted with us folks on Realz

Cari Champion showed up and chatted with us folks on Realz

FeFe Lopez is checking you out Cari :-)

FeFe Lopez is checking you out Cari 🙂

Maybe this is why Cari likes John Isner?

Maybe this is why Cari likes John Isner?

Divadal is not only not having a great hair day, he is not having a great clay season

Divadal is not only not having a great hair day, he is not having a great clay season

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WTF?? WTMFF???

WTF?? WTMFF???

"I won't have it" Realz goes off on what needs to happen if Divadal is to lose the French

“I won’t have it” Realz goes off on what needs to happen if Divadal is to lose the French

Meanwhile, Mr. Federer is having a spa day

Meanwhile, Mr. Federer is having a spa day

Nick Kyrgios is ready to assume the mantle of the "Next Big Thing" in tennis

Nick Kyrgios is ready to assume the mantle of the “Next Big Thing” in tennis

Kvitova getting down in the dirt with her Dildotrophy

Kvitova getting down in the dirt with her Dildotrophy

Are we seeing the resurgence of this Kuzi-Rex??

Are we seeing the resurgence of this Kuzi-Rex??

How did it go from this?

How did it go from this?

To this? What had happened?

To this? What had happened?

Madrid Mutua Open Dildo Trophy

Madrid Mutua Open Dildo Trophy

This is about the only time one can see a picture of Arantxa Sanchez-VIcario and Caro together.

This is about the only time one can see a picture of Arantxa Sanchez-VIcario and Caro together.

Ivanovic be snatching her own wig

Ivanovic be snatching her own wig

Sloane about to release the beast and a bagel :-)

Sloane about to release the beast and a bagel 🙂

RealzTenisFanz Podcast #3

In Podcast on March 18, 2015 at 1:56 pm
YESSS REALZZ is still on the Airways :-)

YESSS REALZZ is still on the Airways 🙂

Well it looks like Realz can bang it out more than 3 times!!! HURRAY for that!! Here is another exciting episode of RealzTenisFanz Podcast #3!! 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HgEPecdxxU

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